Milan

Milan is a little wimpy kid, who wears sandals with socks. Person with no taste in fashion!

Dont be a Milan!

Look what he is wearing, he is such a Milan!

by P.A.P.S. October 25, 2019

milah and ariyan

the best couple to ever exist 🦾, 4Lifers .

way to perfect n dont gaf bout what yall say .

milah and ariyan gonna concur da world together.

by idkwhatimdoin January 14, 2023

Fair to midland

The most amazing band in the world. Darroh Sudderth's voice has been known to make women orgasm, and make angels and grown men cry.

"Dude why are your eyes so red?"
"I was crying"
"Ha! You pussy!"

*Plays Fair to midland*
*Other man starts sobbing*

by imawhale December 28, 2011

Cabell Midland

A school with one heck of a quiz bowl team that never wins anymore because they are too afraid to push a little red button.

When was the last time Cabell Midland won?

by Generalissimo Katiekinz January 31, 2009

Milano

Home of the best salami in the world.

I want reconstituted pig, better get Milano salamo

by Jimbob March 18, 2005

West Midlands

Full of roadmen And chavs and all of the stabbings are there

Roadman: wagwan fam I’m from the West Midlands init

by A soft cock September 27, 2020

Midland

Midland, Texas. The single most amazing town in the entire world. There is legitimately no other place to live other than Midland. When people talk about how awful it is, it is very obviously a very funny joke because no one would EVER say anything bad about Midland, Texas. Because honestly, there is absolutely nothing bad to say about this wonderful place. Everyone is so classy and friendly and smart and there is never a dull moment. One will never run out of things to do in Midland. Why? Because it is the best town in the entire fucking world. Everyone wishes they could live there, but they're scared they'll never want to leave. Midland forever.

person 1: Hey what should we do tonight? I'm so bored.
person 2: LETS GO TO MIDLAND!
person 1: YEAH! best idea you've EVER HAD!!!!

person 1: this is almost as great as midland.
person 2: nothing is as great as midland.

person 1: I love you like I love Midland.
person 2: Wow, let's just get married now.

MIDLUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by ilovemidland November 1, 2012