microwaveology

the degree earned in college when you study microwaves and all their bodily functions along with the waves they emit, which are also called microwaves.

Chef Tom earned his degree in microwaveology.

Yes, I'm a certified microwaveologist.

by joe131792 December 9, 2008

microcreamery

A creamery that produces and all natural, small batch, hand-crafted ice cream made with less than 20% overrun, and more than 16% butterfat. A micro creamery produces less than 1,000 gallons of ice cream a year and are much smaller than large-scale corporate creameries and are independently owned. Such creameries are generally characterized by their emphasis on the use of all natural ingredients, quality, flavor and production technique.

I am so proud to have a microcreamery in our town that sells the best all natural, hand crafted ice cream!

by Ice Cream Scientist March 13, 2015

MACrowave

Like a Microwave except for hip people because it's made by Apple.

Cool Guy: I gotta heat up my no name instant noodles, can I use your MACrowave

Dork: Huh?

Cool Guy: Aww don't tell me you're still using a microwave, I bet you use a Zune and a PC too.

by VegaIndian February 22, 2011

Microwave Mastermind

A nigga that can create anything he desires out of just the stuff he finds in the fridge or freezer. Can be made from leftovers, a fuckload of side dishes, or just crackers and condiments. Once he sticks it in that microwave for just the right amount of time, that nigga is guaranteed eating the dankest meal of the day.

"What'd you have for lunch?"

"A barbecue chicken sandwich with jalapenos and grated cheese."

"Fast food?"

"Nahh. My house."

"You Microwave Mastermind."

by VandalTR January 26, 2012

microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

microwaved it

The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex

Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.

by patrickhellard August 20, 2015

microwaved

adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you

Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?

Komal: . . . can u tell?

Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.

by the ex emcee November 9, 2017