Sexy Hot Matrix

This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end

Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix

by Quickscoper 420 NS September 9, 2016

matrix dis diq

it's when you lean to the left
and you lean to the right
then you MATRIX DIS DIQ!

i totally matrixed mah diq!! matrix dis diq!

by Reebok McGee August 20, 2007

The Matrix: Reloaded

G-Union is an idiot.

Ass spackler.

by Ellioto June 8, 2003

Matrix

An awesome movie that was created with the purpose to reveal the truth about our lives, WE ARE IN A SIMULATION

Oh, and the code in the background is a sushi recipe, this means…

We live in a Sushi recipe

HEY TYLER, YOU ARE IN THE MATRIX!!!!!

by ExternalTrout80 March 2, 2022

matrixize

when a society matrixizes it means it inclines towards increased governmental control and feminism which by extension enslaves the average male members of society and emasculates him by bluepilling him into being NPC.

our society matrixizes before our very eyes.

by nigerianwut December 23, 2022

Matrix HolyHand Cult

THIS IS THE BEST CULT EVER. JOIN DRIPCRAFT MINECRAFT SERVER TO BE IN HOLY HAND CULT.

Onichans Cult is so good. It can be soo holy. This must be the Matrix HolyHand Cult

by MatrixHand🤩 March 29, 2021

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024