Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Mani

Mani is the baddest bitch ever, she’s very pretty and hot, everyone has a crush on her and wants to be with her

I love mani💘

by idkkkbuther March 30, 2023

How many chromosomes do you have?

A response given to someone who says someone who says something extremely stupid or contemptible.
It is often responded with a failed comeback of “more than you” which means the the person who made the comeback roasted their self because having more chromosomes makes you disabled

Person 1: Omg Adele is so hot
Person 2: How many chromosomes do you have?
Person 1: More than you!

by Noonecaresforyou February 21, 2023

many faces

A handsome man with 5 faces and 5 moms

charlotte: many faces is so handsome, right lily
lily: yes I wish I could date him

by isaacool12 October 12, 2023

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024

chuchu mani

It’s means penis if you’re south Asian (not really a word tho)

I hope you’re chuchu mani gets bitten off

by peepeeworldpoopoofaceheheh January 24, 2024