mullet farmer

One who is raising young, strong keeper's of the mullet.

That kid's dad is a great mullet farmer.

by eli beckmann February 18, 2005

Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

pubic mullet

Shaved on top. Long on the bottom

My date with Sally went well, except she was rocking a pubic mullet.

by Sh0K3r April 6, 2006

gag mallot

pretaining to the male genitalia, i.e. penis

get a load of my gag mallot.

hey do you think my gag mallot will fit in my mouth?

by brittany thrush October 26, 2006

Mullet

n. pl. mullet or mul•lets.
1. Any of various stout-bodied, edible fishes of the family Mugilidae.
2. Any haircut inwhich the back is significantly longer than the sides and top of the hair.
see also: shlong, hockey hair, soccer rocker, ape drape, Kentucky waterfall, achy breaky, Missouri comprimise, Tennessee top hat, Canadian passport.

Harry thought the long golden locks of hair would be his future wife, but when he turned around, he soon realized it was only a Mullet.

by Killjoy November 30, 2003

mallery

Good luck; positive vibes; positive everything.

Im feeling mallery today, I think I'll go to Vegas!

by em elizabeth January 2, 2006

Startup Mullet

Wearing a T-Shirt under a Suit Jacket.

Jeremy Edberg's suit jacket looked professional from behind, but once he turned around it was clear that the look was just a Startup Mullet.

by e1ven October 21, 2010