Loner

A person who is naturally unsocial and tries hard to hide it in a naturally social world. A person who walks alone, hates being approached, and spends their free time alone. A person is accustomed to being alone. A person compensates their social flaws through arts and sports. You might not be able to spot them right away but within one conversation you'll know who they are. You'll usually find them sitting alone or on their computer. You might mistaken their social awkwardness for retardation. Generally society ignores them but assholes never fuck off. Some people want their attention and will be assholes to get it. People critisize loner calling them depressed, socially unstable, or pretentious. But they are simply people who feel more comfortable by themselves because they have nothing to say. Loners are not boring,you'll find a bestfriend in one if you take the time to get to know one.

So, what are you going to do this weekend?

The mall

With who?

By myself

Wow you have no life get some friends loner

by kijhg March 19, 2013

Loser mini-muffin

One who eat stale mini muffins on their birthday, ALONE.

Mario is such a loser mini-muffin.

by justin987654321 June 16, 2009

shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008

Loser laps

Driving around town trying to be cool because you have nothing better to do or youre showing off.

"Hey tom there's nothing to do."
"HEY! Lets go for some loser laps!"

by Katerina Katana August 2, 2006

loser pop

A special treat for those losers who need a reward, instructions for creating a loser pop!

1) take a stick of butter.
2) freeze it.
3) dip it in sugar.
4) put it on a popscicle stick.
5) give it to that spechul some1.

loser:"lol i suckz at teh linux!"
elitist:"Grab a fucking loser pop."

by Tweek888 August 26, 2005

loser gatherfest

When a bunch of people gather together and, instead of sticking to the scheduled plans, end up sharing and mind masturbating over their personal problems.

I went to a party last night.. a loser gatherfest is what it turned out to be!

by Lady Nyx January 5, 2008

No Ball Pussy Loser

"NBPL", from the movie out cold. Refers to someone who is a bitch or is acting like one.

Steve: "Why is John alone watching Bruce with JD and coke in the other room when Brooke wants him so bad."
Alex: "Cuz John is king of the no ball pussy losers."

by Bruce Springsteen February 26, 2009