goth logic

A belief held by goths that they are somehow more special than your average person. If you ask a goth to describe goths as a whole, they will tell you that goths are smart, intelligent, and creative people. This is a fallacy, they are no more smart/dumb/creative/good looking/ugly than any other group. They're average, like everyone else.
Person who wrote the top definition of goth on urbandictionary -- "Goths are also very intelligent and creative."

Random person-- "Stop using goth logic. You're not any more special than anyone else, despite the fact you wear a black leather corset."
by TheManikin December 21, 2008
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Amber Logic

The post drunk justification for kicking and punching balls
If you follow Amber Logic, it's a good idea to punch people in the balls when they talk shit to you.
by Dr. Spec November 01, 2009
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spaghetti logic

n. computer slang. A program with commands that are put awry on purpose, to create a chaotic program.
This program just makes my computer go to shit, it's all spaghetti logic!
by ElCapitan February 07, 2005
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bong logic

An outlandish idea, with possible influence of a bong.
"Man, don't drag the couch out into the street, that's bong logic!"
by bruno6 July 07, 2009
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Bachelor logic

That special brand of logic that spawns from a young adult male when left to his own devices. Usually centered around various "fixits" and customs around the house.
"I've only got ground meat in the fridge. That's a little bare on its own. I've got bread though. Fried meat on bread. That's practically a hamburger right there"
"Dude. That's bachelor logic"
by Daemus November 27, 2009
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Logic Rage

What can only be described as a frothing at the mouth love for pointing out straw man arguments and logical fallacies.
Have you read anything I've posted? You're ignoring my argument, quit using straw man fallacies to bolster your side, it only makes you look ignorant. You have invoked my Logic Rage.
by Moltkius June 13, 2010
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McClancy Logic

when there’s a clear cut answer right in front of you but you still act like a fucking idiot instead of solving the problem.
“You have a perfectly beautiful girl in front of you, but let’s wait another year.”

Oh that kid’s using Mcclancy logic.”
by milosfishtank January 23, 2021
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