King Loaf

the colloquial name for a large turd, shit, poop, crap deemed the "king loaf" due to its size and stature, usually unpleasant to conceive from the anus.

Dude, tommo just king loaf'd in his pants

by pillso September 9, 2010

Meat Loaf

One of the worlds best (and underrated) classic rock artists. his music is way better than most music out today. if you think he sucks then fuck off!

if elvis presly was underrated.
Meat Loaf is should be as famous as The beatles or the rolling stones.

by ICPTWIZTIDjuggalo April 17, 2008

fungle loaf

Single-man's meal concocted by mixing two to three week's leftovers together in one pan. Typically eaten standing up over the sink.

Last night I had some choice fungle loaf made out of old chili mac, shrimp chow mein, and Campbell's cheese soup.

by Cheesman October 19, 2006

LaFawnduh

A large African American woman, commonly equated to Rosa Parks for traveling by bus as demonstrated on Napoleon Dynamite. Her teeth often resemble that of a horse, or Matt Pieper. She enjoys conversing on the internet with a slightly flamboyant man named Kip and is of-course... Ghetto Fabulous.

I can't wait until LaFawnduh arrives from Detroit for a couple of days. She will hook me up with some real bling. I hope she doesn't ruin our lives and eat all our steak, like Uncle Rico.

by Chevrolet-La-Vee-Vee-Na December 29, 2004

cock loaf

cock loaf: when a man or boy takes a nice warm freshly baked loaf of bread and starts to hump it for pleasure, maybe slapping on some butter for lubricant.
cock loaf: referring to someone as being a loser pretty much, I would think that if anyone screwed a loaf of bread they would be a loser, it is basically an insult.

Jim says, "fuck you asshole", then Brad says, "no fuck you, you fuckin cock loaf". Then Jim walks away with his head down and a sad, bitch ass, whiney suck-a-titty baby look on his face.

by Lindsey Shute February 12, 2006

Lafayette College

A liberal arts college largely attended by students from the tri-state area. LC encourages students to have "cur non" (Latin for "why not?") impact. (Incidentally, "cur non" has now become the campus's version of "YOLO" as can be seen on All College Day pinnies.) Some of the College's highlights include the great student-professor interactions, small community, and picturesque campus. Lafayette is also known for having a long-running rivalry with Lehigh University, which is occasion for many a T-shirt that calls students to "pluck Lehigh."

Average Lafayette College student on Laf-Lehigh: I wish I went to Lehigh...said no one ever.

by BengaliHawk October 19, 2012

Pinching Off a Loaf

To squeeze one's anal passage while in the process of taking a shit of enormous magnitude, resulting in the log being cut into either two or several chunks.

This would occur if the person was scared, starttled or just needed to hurry up and carry on when they get to a suitable location to finish the job.

Women: "Come back to bed baby."
Man: "Silence sex wench!"
Women: "We can do anal.."
Man: *Starts pinching off a loaf*

by Bible Author June 9, 2014