The process of working in the legal field, whereby a creative mind is whittled down to create a sophisticated but mindless rule follower that is paid to worry about other people's boring problems that no one would otherwise try to fix if it wasn't for the large amounts of cash that temporarily covers the meaninglessness of the once creative mind's new life.
"Did you hear that Bill graduated law school and is going into a legal career?"
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
"Yea, that poor guy will be a rich divorced alcoholic misanthrope in 10 years."
by jon_newhart April 30, 2014
Get the legal careermug. Habitually generic in day to day life; A person who exhibits a routinely rhetorical standard of living. Mundane; basic; lukewarm personality traits.
by Acme Fugazi March 29, 2021
Get the Legalmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the David Fumero Is The Legal Owner Of "'Rainn's'" StopItNow!mug. CENTER OF TRUST
When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.
Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.
Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.
Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
Get the LEGAL TENDER KITINGmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the Valve <<<Steam>>> Is Own By David Styles, Legallymug. How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020
Get the It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend
Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024
Get the Legal DiCapriomug.