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legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!
by legal_Alien November 5, 2020
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We will set up the legal practice

Let’s fuck!
Hey, Sophie! we will set up the legal practice!
by ISTHATASHEEP January 26, 2022
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Legal

Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.
Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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legal death

Known as signing a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of your safety.

Example:

A helicopter company with defect vehicles making pilots sign a document that eliminates the company's responsibility of their lives.
"In the industry I'm in, we call that type of deal a legal death"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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legal

James went to the store and then did something illegal.
James fucked up.
He should have done something legal.
by penalglands January 24, 2022
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Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.
I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.
by Shinzo November 10, 2009
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