lerson

An alternative spelling of person, due to the way it's often pronounced.

I know a lerson who lives in Michigan

by igotcalled September 18, 2021

jarra lawson

A tall handsome gentleman that looks intimidating but he’s actually a softy. He may be handsome….but some of his friends refer to him as “a ginger mullet giraffe” that in the name says it all…he’s hot though…

“Oh look, here comes ginger mullet giraffe” Jarra lawson

by Emii_gaybois November 8, 2021

Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson

Two thicc besties with fat asses that eats rice for a living. When people walk past them they ask themselves ”Who are those thicc bitches?” and then they think of that question for the rest of their lives. Their favourite song is WAP because they have that, try them 😏

Once you see them, you can NEVER unsee them. They live in your dreams, your food, you shoes, your fake scenarious that you make up before you sleep, and your toilet.

- Bro!!! Did you see those thicc ass bitches with fat WAPs?

- Yeah man, that must have been Sara Faradjev & Amanda Larsson.

by poopin’ravy July 9, 2021

davis lawson

lil meat fagget that gets no girls good six pack but no arm muscle. He gets hott girls but he has no balls to do anything with them. his penis is the size of a crayon.

davis lawson

by apples clem August 5, 2009

The Lawson Effect

A girl, who does not want a relationship, but wants the 'benefits' of a relationships - i.e. money, taken out for meals, etc. However, she does not want to be tied down to one man/sexual partner. This is more than a 'fuck buddy' but less than a full blown relationship (i.e. still will not swallow).

The female will see a guy, Mr. A, on a regular basis, but occassionally on a Friday/Saturday night, will hook up with another guy(s) for 'special time' - a.k.a. The Lawson Effect.

by Tiptoe2k9 December 15, 2009

Lawsoned

The ability to take a sharp and snappy interesting short sentence or phrase and unexplicably expand it to a mind-numbing sleep inducing non-sensical ramble which says nothing of any value but makes you feel as if your brain has been removed through your nose with a rusty knitting needle and smashed with a hammer for a week.

"Hey where's Kev I thought he was leaving with you?.. He was on his way out but at the last minute he got Lawsoned.
..Poor Kev.. we'll expect him at last orders, a week on Friday then.."

Hey did you hear George W Bush's speech on TV last night?
Oh yeah that was a right Lawson...

by Jacko1 March 31, 2009

Lawson

When somebody eats too much toast they can't see their penis anymore.

Omg I have became such a lawson, I can't have sex with my beatiful husband Indian mike anymore.

by Cmoorcroft04 October 26, 2020