Hit Your Knees

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.

You better hit your knees, bitch.

by Kris July 27, 2004

Keesling

1. Surname identifying a member of the underground ruling class. The Bilderbergs and Illuminati fear them. A kind of 'Sith lord' of the real world, if you will. They oversee the goings on of the trilateral commision. Keeslings herd the cattle of the human race. Life for a Keesling can sometimes be reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto - Vice City. They often find it tiresome and futile to communicate with average people - especially the ones that are too stupid to realize just how stupid they are.

2. A killing word - similar to Muad'Dib popularized by the books of Frank Herbert. Particularly powerful when combined with other killing words such as Dave.

Conan the Barbarian quoted a Keesling when asked about the three greatest things in life: 'To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.'

Kessling is an invalid, Americanized form of Keesling.

by A subjugated non-Germanic February 8, 2010

Get on your knees

The thing most middle-high school thots do to most guys at school because they think it makes them quirky but just end up getting an STD

Did you hear brad told thot name "get on your knees" to suck him off brad the other day? guess they both didn't hear he had HIV"

by FuckenCasual February 5, 2021

keesha

a total badass! usually in love with gingers. need that special someone to make them feel secure. bottles up feeling, but that only lasts for so long...……………...

(ginger boy)keesha you look so nice today
(keesha)aww thank you, I don't feel as insecure anymore

by jellybeeeeeeeeeen February 11, 2019

Knees

Knees is a term for someone who is lower than a cunt. Basically the an extreme insult for someone whose actions and/or words deserve a harsher derogatory term (i.e someone who is worse than a cunt)

Jeff: Not only did Ron make fun of Hanks dead mother, but he killed Hanks dog and raped his sister!
Carl: What a cunt!
Jeff: No. He's lower than a cunt. He's knees.

by Jerry Stand Up June 15, 2009

knees

The part of the leg that hurts like a bitch when it rains.

My knees are killing me.

by Srah January 20, 2005

Keesh

The single most amazing person in the whole damn world. Has amazing taste in music. Knows exactly how to treat a lady, and any girl would be LUCKY to be with him. Tends to put himself down, but deserves the best of everything. Also tends to be cuter than animated ponies and panda bears.

Wow, how did that Shannon girl get a guy like Keesh? She's so lucky ...

by MissingBeatle December 6, 2011