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konstantine

A ridiculously long emo song written by Something Corporate, who have apparently sold out, cause they didn't have all these damn emotions 5 years ago. The whole damn song is a bunch of meaningless statements emo kids can pretend to understand when really its just a bunch of crap in an asshat. Contains a piano "solo" where the piano just does the same thing its been doing the whole song. They probably got the idea from Oasis...
this is because i can spell konfusion with a k
and i like it
it's to dying in another's arms and why I had to try it
(About as meaningful as as a blank dictionary)
by eljay March 7, 2005
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a koonstain is a dark stain on a shirt that annoys you such as a chocolate stain on a fresh white t
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Konstantin

VERY HIGH guy and jobless
My life is miserable

Oh you are basically Konstantin
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Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like a teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue. He has blond hair and blue yes. Mostly Russian dude. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and sweet. He has a great personality.
girls: Konstantin is really cute!
boys But you are taller then him?
girls: And?
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Black people are Maltesers with no hair , usually women that have around 15 kids in their cave. Males however are big monkeys that have dicks that are 10 inches or more and when fully erected take up about 90% of their body's blood.Males are usually called Zeus or Tyrone and Black Women are called white people names.
Today is a black koon negro day I have enjoyed it.
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konstantine

A really long, emo song that people who suck at piano like to learn how to play to show off to their emo friends. They also like memorizing all the words like its some kind of accomplishment.
Emo Kid: "Man, last night I was so depressed. I listened to 'Konstantine' like 30 times and learned all the words"

Other Kid: "You are pathetic"
by AllNighter December 28, 2005
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konstantine

konstantine AKA koko is a boy who likes playing girls. koko played his lovely kind girlfriend for two short flat girls. koko is a boy who sends dick pics to girls and tells them to rate it from 1 to 10,, all the answers where 0 or 0.1 because it was half an inch long. DONT TRUST KOKO; he will date u and flirt with your ignorant stupid FAKE bestfriends at the same time.
konstantine

"eww look its konstantine"
by koko- girlplayer December 7, 2019
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