Kiwi Treatment

When one sucks a male's testicles and there is hair on them. This has a similar texture to a kiwi.

He asked me to give him the Kiwi Treatment last night, I was drunk enough to do it.

by puterhead March 26, 2017

Kiwi

The most sexually tense fruit that provides a risky sense of love but still provides a sense of comfort and stability

Can be used as an Adverb, verb, adjective, and noun

Adverb: "Uncle Dave whispered kiwily in my ear"
Verb: "We are gonna kiwi tonight after dinner"
Adjective: "Dude she is so kiwi"
Noun: " Do you want a kiwi"

by WhatItActuallyMeans March 28, 2017

Kiwi

life

"u thought life was a kiwi?"
"yeah"
"then u were right"

"oh my god u have no kiwi"

by pruh101 April 6, 2017

pussy kiwi

When a girl uses a Kiwi as a tampon during her period and then uses it as part of abpost-sex gourmet meal for her partner.

My girl made me a pussy kiwi last night and it was delicious!

by Jewish Rape victims April 19, 2017

kiwie

Kiwie is the cutest internet friend in the world and she is an angel💖

Kiwie is so adorable I'm gonna die!

by Fizzyweed April 25, 2017

A Kiwi

A song typically written & performed by a British closeted gay man.

Harry loves singing a kiwi to make fun of his husband stunts.

by Ailam September 13, 2017

kiwis

The nuts, the scrotum, the testes!
(NSFW ALERT)

Devin had been hit in the kiwis today!

by Wild-Spirited Heart October 15, 2017