a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
by niga you gay April 12, 2021
A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!
"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"
by anonymousdk007 April 04, 2017
v, a verb to describe a woman who's into the kinkier things in the bedroom.
n, a description of a sexually deviant woman
n, a description of a sexually deviant woman
Jo was a kink kitten, she was a really dirty woman when it came to the bedroom.
Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"
Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"
Tam: "Where's my kink kitten?"
Jo: "I'm right here waiting, come play!"
by SeshGremlin19 November 21, 2019
Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.
Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
by sexty little beast May 06, 2011
by Idontwanttoexist December 28, 2021
A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
by Unkle G March 05, 2009