Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.
by BrunkPlays September 07, 2018
Colby is a sexy beast, as he has a sharp jawline and cheekbones. Hes a dirty dawg and would be willing to do anything for another subrscriber. (in my username)
Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.
Colby can often fail NNN hourly and can struggle with not being racist online playing fortnite. He loves the tates and had over 20000 in the bank at 15 from a company he owned. At 17 he has a networth of 7.4 million.
Girl #728: I just had the time of my life with colby keller!!!
Top G friend: He pulls so many females
Top G friend: He pulls so many females
by Subscribe_to_moneyshotmastor November 10, 2022
Joey is a loyal big brother, he is smart and ongoing he never let's the bad things in life get him down. he is cute and sweet and any girl would be lucky to be his girlfriend, of course his little sister would have to meet her and make sure she's right for him but anyway, he is always the one person who can keep you and your secrets safe.
Joey Keller is caring
by Carrie helman January 17, 2018
Doing literally nothing all day.
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024
Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...
by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024
Kenyin Keller is one of the best people you will ever come across in life. One of those people who have a unique vibe and somebody who you feel like you’ve known a lifetime. He is also very slow and sometimes an asshole but he’ll always be your favorite asshole. Kenyin Keller does have some tricks up his sleeve but that is what makes him and you’ll him after you get to know his true self.
by unknown_234 November 22, 2021
when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023