Definitions by Steinerwoodwork

Rosh Ashondra 

1. When African Americans have the day off for a Jewish holiday.

2. Popular African American female name

Rosh Ashondra and DeeDee were very happy to find out the office would be closed for Rosh Ashondra on Tuesday.

Rosh Ashondra by Steinerwoodwork September 20, 2025

Indian Keeper 

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.

Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.

Indian Keeper by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

San Francisco Two Story by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack 

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

Minnesota Luggage Rack by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Gay Nice 

Accommodations or service that are so pleasurable, clean, detailed, and stylish that is likely they are designed, curated, and maintained by a homosexual male.

We went to that new restaurant uptown for brunch, avocado toast and free mimosas on the veranda, it was gay nice.

Gay Nice by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Toothpaste Foreskin 

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

Toothpaste Foreskin by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

helen Keller denier 

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

helen Keller denier by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025