Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork December 30, 2017

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man’s legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork August 18, 2024

vintage train

Gang bang at a senior living facility or old folks home.

Grandpa left brunch early to catch the vintage train at shady acres.

by Steinerwoodwork April 28, 2022

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

Gay nice

Accommodations or service that are so pleasurable, clean, detailed, and stylish that is likely they are designed, curated, and maintained by a homosexual male.

We went to that new restaurant uptown for brunch, avocado toast and free mimosas on the veranda, it was gay nice.

by Steinerwoodwork August 27, 2023

Quad-Shawn

Son of Tre-Shawn, Shawn the fourth.

Tre-Shawn’s son Quad-Shawn scored 10 points in the youth basketball game

by Steinerwoodwork June 27, 2022

Minnesota luggage rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork February 12, 2025