Steinerwoodwork's definitions

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

Quad-Shawn

Son of Tre-Shawn, Shawn the fourth.

Tre-Shawn’s son Quad-Shawn scored 10 points in the youth basketball game

by Steinerwoodwork June 26, 2022

vintage train

Gang bang at a senior living facility or old folks home.

Grandpa left brunch early to catch the vintage train at shady acres.

by Steinerwoodwork April 27, 2022

booger pocket

1. A vagina. 2. A pocket in an article of clothing, where a child or an adult snot and mucus.

My girlfriend was sick with a sinus infection, so her booger pocket was filled with snot and mucus.

by Steinerwoodwork January 16, 2025

Gay Nice

Accommodations or service that are so pleasurable, clean, detailed, and stylish that is likely they are designed, curated, and maintained by a homosexual male.

We went to that new restaurant uptown for brunch, avocado toast and free mimosas on the veranda, it was gay nice.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025