Steinerwoodwork's definitions

Transodorant

Wearing men’s deodorant under one arm and women’s deodorant under the other creating a musk that is neither male or female.

The office staff appreciated Tom’s transodorant musk created by old spice in his right pit and secret in his left pit.

by Steinerwoodwork March 4, 2024

Gay Nice

Accommodations or service that are so pleasurable, clean, detailed, and stylish that is likely they are designed, curated, and maintained by a homosexual male.

We went to that new restaurant uptown for brunch, avocado toast and free mimosas on the veranda, it was gay nice.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.

Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.

by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025