Steinerwoodwork's definitions

Shandy

A handjob from a from a girl with a lisp or other speech impediment.

That girl from speech therapy class gave me a mean shandy.

by Steinerwoodwork April 23, 2018

vintage train

Gang bang at a senior living facility or old folks home.

Grandpa left brunch early to catch the vintage train at shady acres.

by Steinerwoodwork April 27, 2022

Gay Nice

Accommodations or service that are so pleasurable, clean, detailed, and stylish that is likely they are designed, curated, and maintained by a homosexual male.

We went to that new restaurant uptown for brunch, avocado toast and free mimosas on the veranda, it was gay nice.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.

Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

San Francisco Two Story

When a man is sitting on the toilet shitting and a second man stands at the toilet and urinates in the toilet through the space in the sitting man's legs. This is done to save time, relieve urination urgency, or sexual gratification. Then maneuver can be performed with a woman sitting and shitting on the toilet.

Since our Brownstone walk up only has one bathroom, when Eddie poops in the morning we make a San Francisco Two story to save time.

by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025

Indian Keeper

A person that does not return a loaned item even they are asked to return the item.

Jennifer was being an Indian Keeper with Rita’s Tupperware and pie plates.

by Steinerwoodwork September 17, 2025

Rosh Ashondra

1. When African Americans have the day off for a Jewish holiday.

2. Popular African American female name

Rosh Ashondra and DeeDee were very happy to find out the office would be closed for Rosh Ashondra on Tuesday.

by Steinerwoodwork September 20, 2025