Definitions by BrinkedUp

The Helen Keller 

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

The Helen Keller by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

Clean Barend by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

Binalangbang 

When someone has this last name you know that they are Filipino, and they are also super cool. When you find someone with this last name do not hesitate to get their autograph or you will regret it for the rest of your life, anyone with this last name is great in bed, and you should take them home immediately, by any means necessary.

"Dang did you see that dude? He's gotta be a Binalangbang!"

Binalangbang by BrinkedUp June 12, 2023

Binalangbang 

When someone has this last name you know that they are Filipino, and they are also super cool. When you find someone with this last name do not hesitate to get their autograph or you will regret it for the rest of your life, anyone with this last name is great in bed, and you should take them home immediately, by any means necessary.

"Dang did you see that dude? He must be Binalangbang!"

Binalangbang by BrinkedUp June 12, 2023