Karen

A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.

Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*

by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022

Karen

When you go to the dollar general and the old bitch hits the other old bitch with a shopping cart.

“That bitch Karen won’t shut up.”

by Pinkpony797 September 4, 2022

Karen

A dumb bitch that always wants her way in every aspect of her useless life.

Karen: "GET ME YOUR MANAGER!"
Employee: "NO YOU STUPID KAREN!"

by -Lightz September 20, 2022

Karen

An entitled bitch who will ruin your day unless you have a nasty comeback for when she asks for your manager.

Karen: BRING ME YOUR MANAGER
Person: stfu Karen

by Dead Human January 30, 2022

Karen

Karen is a woman, who is extremely concerned about the leave on the street in front of her house. Also, the possibility of ants from any drops of soda on the concrete, presents a problem. Karen needs all things to be exactly how she wants it, and likely lives alone, or with someone who's soul she has sucked out.

Karen is sweeping the leaves on the street in front of her house.

by nonkaren February 4, 2022

Karen

White middle aged women with short blond hair usually homophobic and refuse to were a mask because "there vaccinated"

Karen no im- Karen no- KAREN I give up

by Jimin stan July 28, 2021

Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021