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Jockstrap Faggot

Someone, usually a male, who uses body building, football, wrestling, etc. as their only defense. They form organized groups of friends, usually fellow team members. They commonly use the words "tool" and "goon" as a comeback against anything.

The difference between a jockstrap faggot and a jock is that a jockstrap faggot has an inferiority complex that is clearly obvious to the public. They make their athletic ability known only to hide their insecurities.
"Joe is a jockstrap faggot. He always takes pictures of his muscles but when there's a real fight he's churning out the excuses. Maybe he's secretly hiding the fact that he's gay?"

"When I told him off he just called me a 'toolbox.' What a jockstrap faggot."
by idontmeantosoundhomophobic January 14, 2010
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jockstrap boobs

tightly squeezed boobs to make them look bigger small boobs
by tyler moe foe j December 29, 2008
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joobs

a jewish girl's stereotypically large breasts.
"damn, that sarah goldstein has some seriously voluptuous joobs"
by greggers b February 2, 2008
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preps and jocks

Collective phrase used by rejects to describe the "popular set."
Reject: There are too many preps and jocks in my gym class.
by Underdawg November 9, 2008
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jools holland

ultimate legend, musical inspiration. basically just and all round legend. he also sometimes partners with tina turner
by anit renrut July 9, 2009
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jook

to get caught on something or to be whacked by something, more specifically by an unusual object or very unexpectedly.
1. A car crashes and one of its tires flies off and smacks you in the face. This would be referred to as a jooking.
2. You are about to enter a door and somebody opens it from the other side. The door would jook you in the face.
3. "I just got jooked by some bird shit!"
4. "He's about to get jooked by that meteorite!"
5. "I just got jooked on a fishing hook!"
by egbertfaffer June 26, 2009
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jockstrap cum-flakes

jockstrap cum-flakes are the pearly-white dried remnants of a guy's cumgasm in his jock.
A bunch of us cadets get together now and then and scrape the jockstrap cum-flakes out of our jocks, so we can snort cumcaine later!
by USAF Cadet July 10, 2021
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