The coolest dude you could ever
hope to call your friend. Straight up badass. Can pick up a dirt bike with 1 finger. Sometimes takes adds but actually doesnt need to because hes more badass than adds. Always has 5-100 girls to stir their guts at any given time and also to pay for his dirt bike payment. Usually drives a badass
truck but sometimes has to drive the waggin.
Does
27 mile wheelies and is obsessed with hitting
300 foot gaps off steel ramps. Also the most mechanically intelligent person that ever existed. Your car could
break into a million pieces and it would be welded back together in 3 minutes.
Seems like a badass when you first meet him, because he is. But is actually like one of the nicest
people you could ever meet.
Eric: dude have you talked to Jimmy
The
Honda fucktard: Yeah dude we sent it last weekend it was twiztid up
Eric: dude I'm scared of Jimmy hes to badass for my
beer drinkin ass
The
Honda kid: yeah. Your a bitch Eric.
Jimmy: I will cut through your neck with a shoelace