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jerk ass 

A person (usually in a group of friends) who insults people for no reason just to look cool.
The Jerk Ass: "Hey frank your a loser whered you get that shirt? marshalls?
The Jerk Asses Posse: "Shut up Jerk Ass...."
jerk ass by sleekdizzle November 3, 2005
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jerk off 

i jerked off over kirsty's pretty pink painted toes

jerk juice 

the cum that seeps out of the penis before you actually ejaculate while jerking off. which is used to help in the climax in the masterbation phase.
yo I was getting dry man but thankfully I worked it out with some jerk juice
jerk juice by andre April 24, 2005

Jerk and Jump 

The act of masturbating on your partners pillow -after a night of spontaneous anal sex- such that when she rolls over, the cum has an adhesive effect, allowing you to dismiss yourself freely.
Bro I tore her shit up so bad last night, I had to pull a Jerk and Jump

Jerk chicken 

When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.
I love the alternating motion on my dick when my girl gives me the jerk chicken.
Jerk chicken by Spordo January 12, 2015

jerk weed 

An extremely annoying person who can't shut the fuck up
Q: "How come you were on the phone so long?"
A: "This guy's a fucken jerk weed who can't make his mind up for shit!"
jerk weed by hipoint93 August 17, 2011