Spordo's definitions

Jerk chicken

When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.

I love the alternating motion on my dick when my girl gives me the jerk chicken.

by Spordo January 12, 2015

Areola Borealis

An accidental or unintentional nip-slip. The occurrence of which can not be reasonably predicted. Appearances are considered both random and infrequent.

Her Areola Borealis caught our eye as she walked by confused by our seemingly impolite and unwarranted gazes.

by Spordo January 22, 2016