Definitions by Spordo

Areola Borealis 

An accidental or unintentional nip-slip. The occurrence of which can not be reasonably predicted. Appearances are considered both random and infrequent.

Her Areola Borealis caught our eye as she walked by confused by our seemingly impolite and unwarranted gazes.

Areola Borealis by Spordo January 22, 2016

Jerk chicken 

When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.

I love the alternating motion on my dick when my girl gives me the jerk chicken.

Jerk chicken by Spordo January 12, 2015