Jacobo

A type of person who would find and beat up anyone who makes fun of them.

He about to Jacobo your ass if he finds you. Better run away while you can.

by TheOneTrueJacobo May 5, 2019

yeshua jacob isidro

A weird guy who farts in public and eat his boogers

Boy 1: "Did you see Yeshua Jacob Isidro?" "He farted so loudly during the game that the players stopped to look at him!"
Boy 2: "Dang he's nasty!"

by BcHeEz November 14, 2019

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jaecob

socially awkward, slightly retarded guy. Kind of a music nerd and generally resembles young Harry Potter. Sometimes a jerk, but is usually really nice, almost too much so occasionally.Never really afraid to say what's on his mind and sorta flirty (in the most awkward way possible :P) Pretty much a total sweetheart.

Girl: Who's that silent kid over there?
Boy: Oh, that's a Jaecob.

by Emikaroo September 30, 2012

Jacob

A guy with a extremely big penis and knows how to have a good time. A very sweet and hot down-to-earth guy. He treats girls with respect and with care and love. Any girl would want him.

"Did you see that guys dick? He must be Jacob!"
"That Jacob is so sweet!"

by definitelynotjacob November 20, 2012

Jacob Black

The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.

by wantstobebella April 5, 2008

jacobs

(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."

If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!

by Talmanes December 3, 2005