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Jade

There are two types of Jades, one is an amazing singer and the nicest and prettiest girl ever, and the second is a big fat slutty hoe, she knows she’s a hoe and she’s ok with it. She has many other hoe friends that go around and smoke weed and have sex all the time. She loves drama and she will try to fight someone whenever she can, but never actually fight them. She has a cameltoe 24/7 and thinks she’s the coolest girl in school but really, nobody likes her. Jade is trouble...
Oh no it’s big fat Jade! Watch out everyone! (OR)
Yay it’s amazing Jade! I love Jade!
by Patricia Waterman April 13, 2019
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Just a mean and ruthless person. The kind of person to flush live goldfish and breed mean cats. Draws a blank whenever someone makes a Finding Dory joke and doesn’t even watch the office. 3/10 Would recommend.
Did you hear that Jade doesn’t even speak whale!?”
by SireTabloid December 4, 2018
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Jade is not someone you should trust. She is fake and cruel. Hobbies consist of causing trauma and mentally abusing those who trust her. Do not befriend a Jade.
Person: Hi!
Jade: I'm a bitch.
by Lovechicks37 September 28, 2018
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Ever since I had those carolina reaper pickles, ive gotten real jaded
by Jade Tea February 25, 2022
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The state of being paralytically drunk; speech may no longer make sense and vomiting is highly likely. You'd be very lucky if you remember your actions whilst jaded.
Omg if drink that much we'll definitely get jaded
by Jxde October 19, 2014
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To be very popular and well known; term mosting used in New York
Mike is so funny and cool, no wonder he’s so Jaded.
by Tray2wavyyyy June 10, 2020
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To either be or become the baddest mother fucker of them all. To have no fear of any Bitch on Facebook who hides behind a fake profile from fear of being seen for who they really are
Harley is very fuckin jaded today!
by Funfactguy June 26, 2018
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