Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"
by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009
Get the iPhone Tard mug.think of the iPhone 4S as a white guys penis. now think of the iPhone 5 as a black guys penis. that's the iPhone 5 for you, just bigger than the last...
White Guy #1:hey man look at my iPhone 4S
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
White Guy #2: not bad, but didn't you get the new iPhone 5?
White Guy #1: Not yet, but that thing is supposed to be bigger than this one.
Black Guy: it sure is. it's as big as my dick... SUCK IT!
by Sitbackandlaugh October 27, 2012
Get the iPhone 5 mug.When one reaches the state of black out drunk and they lose their mobile device (usually an iphone.) This usually happens while on the transit back home.
Me: "Hey man did you get home ok last night? You weren't looking so good after those two bottles of whiskey we polished off."
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
Elliott: "Fuck man I don't remember anything, and I lost my iphone...again! I'm such a dumb ass, that's two times in the last month!"
Me: "Yeah you definitely got iphone drunk last night, that's for sure!"
by pobcat June 25, 2012
Get the iphone drunk mug.iPhone butt: When you see a girl who you think has a decent butt until you realize she has an phone in her back pocket.
Person 1: Hey man look at that girl she got a donk.
Person 2: Naw man that iPhone butt. See that phone in her pocket?
Person 1: Man that's whack.
Person 2: Naw man that iPhone butt. See that phone in her pocket?
Person 1: Man that's whack.
by johnthedoe June 11, 2012
Get the iPhone butt mug.The New Apple iPhone That Steve Jobs, Released June 9, 2008 Witch Has Twice As Fast Speeds Than A Standard iPhone Due To 3G Networking And Is Cheaper Starting At $199 For A 8GB (200)
And $299 For A 16 GB ($300)
You Can Now Choose Between A White Backing And A Black Backing For The Product
This Product On July 11th Will Be Released To 72 Country's Including Canada , China , Japan , Mexico , Australia And Lots More,
+ Including GPS So It Will Know Exactly Where You Are Not Just By The Closest Cell Phone Towers And Wi-Fi Hotspots
But By Satellites
And Also At WWDC Jobs Announced Mobile Me So All Your Contact,Calendar,etc Data Will Be Automatically Synced To Your Mac
If You Have .Mac You Will Get A Automatic Upgrade To This Service
But For Those Who Don't Already Can Get A 60 Day Trial
And $299 For A 16 GB ($300)
You Can Now Choose Between A White Backing And A Black Backing For The Product
This Product On July 11th Will Be Released To 72 Country's Including Canada , China , Japan , Mexico , Australia And Lots More,
+ Including GPS So It Will Know Exactly Where You Are Not Just By The Closest Cell Phone Towers And Wi-Fi Hotspots
But By Satellites
And Also At WWDC Jobs Announced Mobile Me So All Your Contact,Calendar,etc Data Will Be Automatically Synced To Your Mac
If You Have .Mac You Will Get A Automatic Upgrade To This Service
But For Those Who Don't Already Can Get A 60 Day Trial
Guy 1, I Went To Apples WWDC It Kicked Ass! I Am Totally Gonna Get A iPhone 3G On July 11th
Guy 2, Im Not Im Fine With My LG
Guy 1, Ur SOOOO Last Year
Guy 2, Shut up you fanboy the only reason you are getting a iPhone 3G is because steve jobs brainwashed you into buying it
Guy 1, STFU
Guy 2, Im Not Im Fine With My LG
Guy 1, Ur SOOOO Last Year
Guy 2, Shut up you fanboy the only reason you are getting a iPhone 3G is because steve jobs brainwashed you into buying it
Guy 1, STFU
by HTM June 13, 2008
Get the iPhone 3G mug.The Greatest Technologically advanced Piece of equipment out there right now. We the People who bought the First 3G Knew it would have all the Bugs kicked out one thing JOBS did right... If your a technology whore like i am or just want a high quality piece of equipment... Run for an Iphone... It has the Best of all worlds People hate on it, Which only makes me love mine more... Let the cheapskates and Technology Incompetent keep talking shit about this phone more...
Guy 1. "I waited 13.5 Hours for my Iphone 3g"
Girl:"Thats Stupid What a waste of money"*Im hating myself on the inside so I gotta Hate on the New Hotness*
Guy 2:" Yeah Thats lame I dont really have any beef with the phone I just wouldnt know what I was doing with it... So I gotta be a bitch and agree with all the broke MThrFkrs that use Cricket and boost...*Chirp* Hold up its the moms...
Guy1: You guys are both Sippin on da Haterade You need to stop being Iphakers and Grow the Fuck Up. Anyone who hates on me and My phone is just acting HaBITCHual...
Guy 2: Wheres your Video Camera? Wheres your V-Cast?
Girl1: What About the: 1. AT&T network (90% of friends and my entire family is on Verizon)
2. Contract price (~$82/month).
3. Expensive to replace if broken.
Guy1:My REasons to get an Iphone
1. I’m a mac user. The phone would sync everything for me.
2. One device. One thing to carry.
3. Boredom solver.
4. Awesome web browser.
5. I’m out of contract and other phones are not as appealing.
6. The Apps Store promises some free downloads. Pay once for some cool extra.
7. Roll over minutes on AT&T network.
8. More stuff is being developed for it.
Guy 2: I can Play MonKey Ball on this? IM about to jizz in my pants! Way Cooler than my POS Chocolate *Runs To Store To Buy One*
Guy 1: What a NoobSauce...
Girl:"Thats Stupid What a waste of money"*Im hating myself on the inside so I gotta Hate on the New Hotness*
Guy 2:" Yeah Thats lame I dont really have any beef with the phone I just wouldnt know what I was doing with it... So I gotta be a bitch and agree with all the broke MThrFkrs that use Cricket and boost...*Chirp* Hold up its the moms...
Guy1: You guys are both Sippin on da Haterade You need to stop being Iphakers and Grow the Fuck Up. Anyone who hates on me and My phone is just acting HaBITCHual...
Guy 2: Wheres your Video Camera? Wheres your V-Cast?
Girl1: What About the: 1. AT&T network (90% of friends and my entire family is on Verizon)
2. Contract price (~$82/month).
3. Expensive to replace if broken.
Guy1:My REasons to get an Iphone
1. I’m a mac user. The phone would sync everything for me.
2. One device. One thing to carry.
3. Boredom solver.
4. Awesome web browser.
5. I’m out of contract and other phones are not as appealing.
6. The Apps Store promises some free downloads. Pay once for some cool extra.
7. Roll over minutes on AT&T network.
8. More stuff is being developed for it.
Guy 2: I can Play MonKey Ball on this? IM about to jizz in my pants! Way Cooler than my POS Chocolate *Runs To Store To Buy One*
Guy 1: What a NoobSauce...
by DeerockamichiSpittinSoFreely August 9, 2008
Get the IPhone 3g mug.Man: I just bought the iPhone X
Another man: Fuck that shit. I have an iPhone 7 and it's better and cheaper
Man: Well that's true but it has facial recognition.
Another man: It didn't even work when the girl showed it in front of the rich people
Man: Ok stop making fun of me because I got an expensive office that isn't that good.
Another man: Fuck that shit. I have an iPhone 7 and it's better and cheaper
Man: Well that's true but it has facial recognition.
Another man: It didn't even work when the girl showed it in front of the rich people
Man: Ok stop making fun of me because I got an expensive office that isn't that good.
by Vueboy530 October 15, 2017
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