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Candice Infection

Candice Infection is a very rare condition that can cause sickness, vomiting and cancer. This Infection is very similar to the LIGMA, if you have Candice Infection please check up with a doctor or see a doctor 1 (347)-832-1234
Candice D*ck Fit In Your Mouth :Troll: Candice Infection is also a common joke that you can tell to others.
by Candice Infection February 18, 2022
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complete media infection

a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
by Mimono July 23, 2010
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Kentucky Yeast Infection

Caused by sitting on wet bleachers with yeast juice on them at the Kentucky Derby
I went to the Derby yesterday and got a Kentucky Yeast Infection from the yeasty bleacher.
by She hole May 13, 2017
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization

The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.

Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.


Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.

Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?

Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.

Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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Bee, God of Insects

An all powerful discord user who uses the power of memes against people. Also doesn't sleep and can be very weird most the time. Will use bee puns from time to time. Overall a cool dude.
Person 1: Do you know where I can get some memes?
Person 2: Yeah, ask Bee, God of Insects on Discord.
by A humble bee May 10, 2021
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hot beef injection

A hot dog. This reference comes from the Simpsons.

This word can be used in place of "hot dog" or "weiner" or "sausage" at any time or place.
From from the Simpsons:

Doctor: (Eating a hot dog) Delicious!

Homer: I've got the presciption for you, Doctor... another hot beef injection! (Hands him a hot dog)
by David Grant August 18, 2004
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Staff Infection

A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.
May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.

June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
by surrrra June 13, 2007
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