Eat That Grass

When you kick someone's ass so hard, they land in a field surrounded by cows. Their only option is to comply with cow customs and join in on the eating of the grass.

"I kicked Todd's ass so hard, he had to eat that grass all weekend"

Todd was beaten up and forced to partake in grass eating.

by Scrowl The Owl April 29, 2019

Grass grippers

Noun- A human with lower region limbs that claw at grass

"Oh my god"
"What?"
"LOOK AT THOSE MASSIVE GRASS GRIPPERS THAT PERSON HAS!"

by I eat your toes for breakfast July 20, 2022

much grass

Spanglish.... for muchas gracias...

Much grass for your help.

by Old man Nuñez March 8, 2018

torch grass

Lighting the grass on fire before someone tells you to touch it

I cant touch grass I torched it.
I encourage you to also torch grass

by Kaz00 June 16, 2022

grass basket

Another phrase for vagina.

Get your grass basket out for the lads!

by Showbiz007 May 27, 2014

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner

OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!

by paftdunk July 15, 2019