Ian

The kind of guy who will constantly nag at you about all your flaws. He will constantly remind you of how you do nothing right and that he knows everything about everything. He will tell you he loves you but will mentally brek you down over and over again until you believe that you are worthless. He will disrespect you as if you were his enemy. He will criticize every aspect of everything you do until your entire personality changes and you become a miserable self loathing depressed blob of your former self. If you have an Ian please before its too late get rid of him he will break you down shred your soul and shatter your heart to the point of you never being able to love another man ever.

Ian lied to me again. He was still talkimg to that whore even tho he knew it would upset me.

by Ian's Damaged Goods February 22, 2019

Ian

complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.

sally: should i go out with that guy?

pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.

by The Lean January 19, 2009

Ian

A guy with a small cock/dick
He can get sexually aroused easily likes the quick thing but really sweet smart and unusual antisocial but a charm never let them go
99% of the time a virgin

Man look at that Ian with his boner the size of a skyscraper

by Example: vikki January 14, 2019

Ian

Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!

“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”

“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”

“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”

by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018

Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

by Obesekid April 6, 2022

Ian

Someone who can’t take a joke about their past

Dude: Look at urban dictionary, it’s says you can’t take a joke about your past

Ian: that’s not funny!

Dude: yeah it is

Ian: I’m going to complain to my girlfriend

Dude: ok baby

by Shame Ian’s 123 August 17, 2020