Ian

No one likes Ians. they are the worst type of humans ever. they also have the worst name ever and I mean imagine having a lid then naming it Ian. usually very unintelligent and have terrible political views. ian’s are awful.

Ian is the worst ever

by GuyCool69420 February 23, 2020

Ian

complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.

sally: should i go out with that guy?

pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.

by The Lean January 19, 2009

Ian

A guy with a small cock/dick
He can get sexually aroused easily likes the quick thing but really sweet smart and unusual antisocial but a charm never let them go
99% of the time a virgin

Man look at that Ian with his boner the size of a skyscraper

by Example: vikki January 14, 2019

Ian

Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs

Girl:Ian you are really amazing
Ian: thank you

by Ian'sgay15793 April 2, 2019

Ian

A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems

Hey is that Ian

Yeah
Oh he looks very gay

by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019

Ian

Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.

Ian is such a bad kid!

Yeah I would stay away from him if i were you!

by addiegrrrace December 10, 2019

Ian

An Ian, is a middle-aged, celibate (although not through choice), jobsworth cunt-muscle who has a model train set in his loft; that even his wife hates.

“Bet that ticket inspector Ian bragged to his disabled wife about moving us from First Class. What a cunt!”

by weclosedthedealjimmy👍🏻 August 30, 2019