Jew Hump

The act of fucking a prostitute and not paying. Also, promising someone money for something (a bet etc), doing it, and never paying.

Yo luis, I totally jew humped this one bitch yesterday....needless to say, She was flabbergasted when I got my clothes and ran out the window.

Dude I am totally about to jew hump this girl man. She has no idea its coming either.

by Dorville October 30, 2007

hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.

I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.

by LudwigVan October 1, 2004

Speed Hump

A girl that a guy got with over a year ago that cock blocks him with all her friends

Man I'm trying to take out Jane, just gotta get past the speed hump somehow.

by Tizzuck February 6, 2010

OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

WHERE YOU CUM IN HER SO MUCH SHE CALLS YOU A CUNT FUCKER

OH DADDY YOU ARE MAKING MY CUNT LEAK WITH YOUR CUM YOU SEXY CUNT FUCK OH YEA HUMP ME HARDER DADDY

by do A FlIp November 1, 2019

hump

thrusting your penis against someones vagina and continue

you: *hump against womens vagina*

her: *moans*

by guest3156 June 30, 2014

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005

speed hump

A diamond shaped street sign indicating bumps in the road ahead in an attempt to slow drivers. Also, the act of having sex in a very fast paced jack rabbit like motion.

Slow down! The speed humps ahead will mess up your car yo.

We were running super late to the fiesta so Keisha and I had to speed hump in the shower yo.

Cory is such a speed humper.... we were done in like eight seconds!

by Bear Number 1 July 22, 2007