Christopher

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole

Blah Blah Blah Christopher Blah Blah

by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

by driaxx February 26, 2009

kristopher

an amazing meat beater

kristopher in the corner beating my meat

by beat the amazing fucking meat June 8, 2018

ChristopherReeved

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

by Spyder October 24, 2004

christopher reeved

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008

kristopher andrews aka bambi

Is an un-original piece of shit gay electronica singer who is balding at 20 and sings about dick.

space dot com slash kandrewsmusic

kristopher andrews aka bambi.

by mb dope January 3, 2008

Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012