to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
Get the to haze yourselfmug. When the smells of twelve girls wearing half a bottle of perfume, three guys who spilled aftershave all over themselves, and the mexican janitor's attempt to hide the smell of weed in the supply closets by spraying them with two cans of air freshener collide into one Hallway Haze.
Guy 1: "Hey man, the Hallway Haze is particularly thick today."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
Guy 2: "Yeah, definitely, I think janitor Hernandes sprayed a few cans too many while trying to cover up the scent of his weed."
by Ugh_ugh_ugh February 8, 2015
Get the Hallway Hazemug. The act of having intercourse with your partner in an uncomfortably cold room under the influence of opioids until you both either pass out from hypothermia or the opioids.
by FNG_Soap September 21, 2021
Get the Siberian Hazemug. 
by Gacha August 3, 2022
Get the Haze Clarkemug. by zeo3289328932 November 26, 2019
Get the haze bunnermug. The feeling of being sober but having a lack of focusing or thinking about things well after you get high a large amount of times in a short time period; a haze can last from 12 hours to 2 days.
by Large Penis Holder October 19, 2018
Get the Hazemug.