grimaldi

The lowest form of hominid characterized by small hands, beady eyes and a bald head. Usually found in office settings. Although able to read, write, and speak, the grimaldi is often prone to distrustful erroneous and bombastic comments. Although not physically dangerous, one must be extremely cautious around a grimaldi due to his/her proclivity to sandbagging colleagues.
Can be used as a verb or adjective.

My boss is such a petty grimaldi, how on earth did he get hired in the first place. (or) I've been grimaldi'd! Five years working with this company and my coworker grimaldi'd me by telling the boss about my private life as a stripper.

by Diego Cabron October 2, 2006

Grimace

Another word for a big plump (fat) chick.

Mark: Why didn't you hang with that chick last night?

Joe: Fuck that bitch, she was Grimace.

by Bizzleknowlege January 13, 2009

grim

Word with a few meanings...

1. Something nasty, or unpleasant
2. Dark, shady, or colour drained
3. New method of saying something is cool similar to the usage of sick

1. "Dude that food tastes grim"
2. "The weather's looking pretty grim today"
3. "You're so grim!"

by dark-darkling05 October 23, 2005

Grimaldi

1. Used to define the gist of a bud. Term referred to as smoking reefer.

2. The definition of someone who is mentally insane and/or mentally challenged.

1. I'm so high that grimaldi was great.
Hey they cops are coming, hide the grimaldi.

2. Hey you're so grimaldi right now, stop eating soap.

by DoubleDx2 March 12, 2009

grimage

a disturbing photograph, picture, or mental image

contraction of grim image

a sight that makes its beholder wince or cringe, and in extreme cases even swoon dramatically to the ground

Lady Gaga in a meat dress? OMG, grimage!

The idea of John Major and Edwina Currie doing it is sheer grimage.

Suzi Chunk's a grand wee singer, but her fashion sense is just utter grimage.

by phlegmy November 6, 2010

Grimace

A failed attempt to clone Adolf Hitler. Seen on McDonalds commercials.

Grimace is an aristocratic bastard.

by Bovis May 14, 2003

grim grins

Ironic and somber-faced jest used to temporarily make light of a serious matter, situation, or topic, in order to help everyone involved to maintain his sanity and composure about it.

Concerned citizen #1: Well, if the nuke-plant does blow its top and blankets everything for 1000 square miles with glowing radioactive fallout, at least it'll save on batteries --- we won't need flashlights to see at night.
Concerned citizen #2: Yup, that thought's a case of grim grins, all right!

by QuacksO December 3, 2011