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Grasscity

A very cool online community based on cannabis and general life around it. The members are generally nice. There lots of lolz to be had and lolz to be made. A great place, also has a pretty good headshop alongside it.

However the moderators are extreme assholes.... someone got banned for jokingly suggesting that the OP get a flamethrower to defend their house against a local burglar. You would think that a community based around an illegal narcotic would be more lax on relatively harmless banter but no.

Lots of thought provoking stuff, though. I suggest you check it out.
OP creates mind blowing thread on Grasscity about opening up your thoughts and being accepting of other people. However, he made a brief mention of LSD and was therefore banned and the thread deleted (discussion of other drugs is illegal cuz l1ke weed is not a drug rite?????)
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grass-touching

a term used when you lose an argument to an educated person and dont know what to say anymore.
dumb person: larries are so stupid, go touch some grass!
-smart person: i am now grass-touching. never felt better, thank you!
by bbm gc November 12, 2020
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Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
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cutting the grass

1. To chat up your mates partner
Grass cutter: I hope I am not cutting the grass
Grass cut-ee: Thats my fucking mrs your chatting up
by Tones86 January 2, 2012
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grass aint greener

Type your definition here...its you to mean that even if something is bad or someone and you try to run from them just know that where you are running to things are still the same or even worse
Type an example of how it's used in a sentence...sumeya even if you are leaving job just know the grass aint greener on the other side
by omosh September 9, 2020
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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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snake in the grass

A shady, conniving person who could strike at anytime without warning. Similar to a gorilla in the mist.
Mary: "I've had enough of your insensitivity! I'm leaving!"
Larry: "Hey, quit blocking the TV!"
Mary: "I'M LEAVING YOU, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
Larry: "So what? Oh damn, did you see that catch T.O. just made? Un-be-fucking-lievable!"
Mary: "I think I'm going to start seeing Fred, from the office. He's a real gentleman and can fulfill my needs, unlike YOU!"
Larry: "Whatever, bitch. That guy's a real snake in the grass, don't waste your time. It's halftime...get over here and hop on my johnson."
by Nick D March 4, 2005
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