Japanese Rain Goggles 

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.

Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...

Japanese Rain Goggles by Caaaxy! November 26, 2010

dutch goggles 

Eyeware for making ugly women look beautiful. Rather than bought, dutch goggles are induced by drinking copious amounts of alcohol, which may give rise to other symptoms such as dutch courage.

"She looked gorgeous in the pub last night but when I woke up this morning without my dutch goggles on I saw the creature from the black latrine!"

dutch goggles by Eric Wood September 21, 2005

Camp Goggles 

A descriptive phrase in which someone spends a large quantity of time away from the opposite sex....(PHILMONT.....I WANNA GO BACK TO PHILMONT). In doing so, the member of the opposite sex appears rather attractive seeing as that person is most likely the first you have seen in a long period of time.

Todd: Damn, you see that chick? DECENT!!!
Mike: Dude, what the hell are you talking about?
Chris: Ouch man, you have terrible Camp Goggles
Jacob: -mumble-

Camp Goggles by Smitty2009 August 19, 2007

Pedophile Goggles 

Slang for aviators and thought to reflect the stereotype that pedophiles and other Sexual Predators often wear big mirrored aviators when stalking their prey. Could also be loosely applied to State Troopers and creepy highway patrol police officers.

"Hand me my pedophile goggles I'm going to the park."

Pedophile Goggles by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Beer Goggles Bitch

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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!

A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

Beer Goggles Bitch by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Graduation Goggles 

when you are ready to quit something but then start seeing it in a new and positive light

A week before High School was over I got Graduation Goggles. Even though I hated everyone I went to school wtih.

Graduation Goggles by CmeDiG April 30, 2011

Gooey Goggles 

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass, pulls out at the moment of climax, calls his partners name and when she turns around he busts nut right in her eyes. The object is to temporarily blind your partner for long enough so that you can ditch the scene and avoid post intercourse cuddling.

Peter gave Jane some Gooey Goggles so that she could not see his swift departure after sex.

Gooey Goggles by koboldakawillywonkanuts December 28, 2007