by Moonrunner Redneck July 13, 2011
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Nicole - Why are Mikey's hands always that strange shade of green???
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
Tiffany - Because he's a beef stroking cock fungus and that's the color of his cock!
by Pinkfuzzzybunny August 16, 2006
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by Rachele February 1, 2004
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faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"
by theWestHamfan December 25, 2003
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