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Mummy Minute

Length of time taken by a woman to complete a seemingly simple task when others are waiting.

Inability of some women to forecast time taken to complete a task such as a loo break.
When a family is preparing to leave the house, and father and children are ready to leave, Mother isn't.

"I'll just be a minute..." she says. After a considerable wait, father will mutter, "A Mummy Minute".
by Julia Dream May 25, 2011
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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute
Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"
by stove2590 July 6, 2016
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Drunk minute

A unit of time that varies in length, in direct proportion to how drunk the person who just told you "In a minute" is, i.e. the drunker they are the longer it will be before they get to it.
Ben said he'd be here in a minute, but it's been half an hour. I guess he meant "in a drunk minute."
by Ward Indigo September 15, 2009
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Bruh Minute

TikTok. TikTok is the only thing capable of generating a full 60 consecutive Bruh Moments, thus creating a Bruh Minute. Studies show that a Bruh Minute can take several years off of a person’s life.
“Ayo, I finna take a bruh minute and watch some TikTok.”
by Ozegis September 11, 2021
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69 Minutes

A TV broadcast where pornstars interview with one another about their sexual experiences.
Each broadcast runs for 69 minutes (1 hour 9 minutes aka a sexaminute).
69 minutes is the best news interview on television.
by gregben September 13, 2023
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Sacramento minute

About 8 minutes of time.
I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)
by LePresident June 12, 2018
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rush minute

In middle and high school, Rush Minute is the several minutes in between classes when everyone is rushing to get to the next location.

Similar to how Rush Hour takes several hours, Rush Minute endures several minutes at a time.

Also compared to Rush Hour, Rush Minute is very crowded.
If these hallways don't clear up soon, Rush Minute is going to make me late to class!
by Ella Menopi December 24, 2010
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