Flossing

Seeing how far one can get their own duck up their own ass.

“I’m LeBron James and when I’m not slamming dunks I like flossing”

by Itsprobablyghost July 5, 2021

floating feather

A floating feather is a reference to someone who dances and weaves in and out of another's life, never to be held tightly, merely to be enjoyed while warm thermals raise and lift them before carrying them off.

He was a Floating Feather that gave my heart a home for a moment.

by Nikki D #1 January 21, 2022

floating sock

A sock that went not floating yuh moon bounce yeah

Yo this "bitch" is being a floating sock, shtruv

by FlyingSnick February 9, 2022

Flopaning

When you're holding to a fish, but it continues to flop.

The fish wouldn't stop flopaning while we were trying to take a picture.

by Mighty Tiger125 February 14, 2023

Free-flapping

To not wear any underwear. The female equivalent of freeballing.

"I am not wearing any underwear today, I'm freeballing".
"Oh, so you are free-flapping?"
"Being a female, I suppose I am!"

by Wonthaggi March 2, 2014

flip-flapping-tastic

When somthings not just fantastic. It has to flip and flap on top of that.

Well this game is just flip-flapping-tastic.

by Alexander right May 25, 2016

front flossing

The act of only flossing the teeth that people will see. People who engage in this behavior are often suspect of not keeping other areas as clean as they should be.

Peter: I just came back from the dentist and she was pissed at me.
Mary: Why's that? You seem to take of your teeth. Your smile looks clean.
Peter: That's it. She knows I am only front flossing. It was embarrassing.
Mary: It should be! Take an extra minute out of your day! I bet you only wash your hands when people are around.
Peter: Sometimes I only use water when soap is available. Even after a poo. I'm a mess!

by von groovy June 15, 2017