float

v. to go fast
esp. as in cars

If I had a Camaro SS, I could float everywhere.

by Cosmic Truckaz October 17, 2003

float my boat

What ever makes you hard or gives a guy an erection. Makes the penis rise, or 'float'.

Float my boat:
Every time I see a topless woman on the beach... Oh man, that really floats my boat!

by Zagila May 17, 2016

float

Someone who likes to be pleasured with whipped cream.

Stacey's a float. Last night we went through seven bottled of whipped cream, it was hot.

by gruetzmacher October 25, 2009

float

A large vehicle, usually propelled by an engine, used as a moving stage or mobile display in a parade.

In the Rose Parade, floats are ridden by men and women in costumes to celebrate New Years Day.

In every Poofters on Parade parade, a float is ridden (certainly not "manned") by poofters, fags, butt eaters, and corn holers wearing jock straps. They mince, prance, and blow kisses to the crowd. This is all very impressive to white liberals, who always show up to wave at the sissies.

The Dykes on Bikes lead the annual Poofters on Parade parade. Behind the Dykes roll 64 floats covered with mincing pouves, fluttering faerie queans, and swaggering butches.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006

float one

To fart, as with an air biscuit.

Person one: "What the fuck is that fucking smell?"
Person two: "Sorry dude, I totally had to float one..."

Optional: "I totally floated one..."

by Halitosis9000 November 20, 2007

Float The Cake

A combination of "Float your boat" and "Take the cake."

i.e., can be used in a positive or negative fashion, meaning something that works.

"Man, Samaire sure is lookin' fine this evening. That girl really floats my cake."

"I tried to get my sister to go out with you, but apparently that idea didn't really float the cake."

by freebs August 18, 2013

Floater

The term "Floater" in a sexual context is used when consenting sexual penetration is attained, yet sexual motion does not occur.

One may think to themselfs this is the stupidest thing theyve ever heard of, yet due to mormons in Utah county that tend to put twists on what their religion tells them (and them being stupid enough to agree to it, like no booty prior to domestic incarceration) -Some hold that this circumvents their religions' ruling & is an easier way to passify something sexual (as opposed to the weekend marriage angle)

Shit bro, did you bang Becky yet? She's lookin hot as all fuck today...

Well, kinda sorta

HTF do you kinda sorta bang a girl?

Well she's a bit more mormon than her cousin that I bung'd & we had to tap dance around the whole no sex before marriage thing.

Ok, so uhh... HTF did you do that?

We had a floater...

WTF is a floater?

Well, you know... Its when youre cockdeep in a girl, but youre not having sex with her.

So umm... Youre in her guts, just standing/lying/whatevering there talking about CNN and nothing happens?

Well, yea...

Umm, dude... Thats soo stupid, I think my future children just lost a couple IQ points...

by I-Like-to-bang-normal January 16, 2014