flitter fart

when gas is expelled from the vagina during and/or after sex

That ho done flitter farted own my ass!

by Shane August 7, 2003

Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

filter

when a motorcyclist rides down the middle of multilane traffic when it is stopped. Is very enjoyable to do in early morning peak hour traffic, much to the frustration of angry car drivers (especially asshole 4wders). When filtering through moving traffic, it is called lane-splitting. Filtering is far less dangerous.

I filtered to work this morning

awesome, how'd that go

great, i cut half an hour of my commute time and i pissed off a lot of bastard cagers

by littlepinklady March 18, 2009

filterwhore

A person who overuses the filter effect in Adobe Photoshop, hardly using any other tools.

His graphics may look good, but he is just another filterwhore.

by Nic February 13, 2005

Shit Filter

A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.

Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.

by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011

midwit filter

A kino that I personally like that another person doesn't like.

Did you hear that Jacob didn't like Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? That movie is a total midwit filter.

by The stretcher November 12, 2022

Flifter

(as noun): An airborn partical shed from a larger entity, usually a plant or animal, which tends to move towards a person or group of people due to air currents, static charge, or other forces.

(as verb): To be overly affectionate towards. To hover about the target of ones affection in a doting manner. To move in the manner of a flifter.

As we entered the undisturbed room, the air became thick with flifters.

Damn! A flifter just landed in my eye.

The boy often fliftered about the girls he liked to the point of annoyance.

by Jefuslives July 22, 2011