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Flifter

(as noun): An airborn partical shed from a larger entity, usually a plant or animal, which tends to move towards a person or group of people due to air currents, static charge, or other forces.

(as verb): To be overly affectionate towards. To hover about the target of ones affection in a doting manner. To move in the manner of a flifter.
As we entered the undisturbed room, the air became thick with flifters.

Damn! A flifter just landed in my eye.

The boy often fliftered about the girls he liked to the point of annoyance.
by Jefuslives July 22, 2011
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Flintering

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
by terminator98 April 16, 2013
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Flinter's Finger

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."
by goldsac October 20, 2008
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hopeless flirter

Someone who is in love with flirting. They don't necessarily want a relationship, just someone to flirt with.
Person 1: You like him, I know it!
Person 2: No I don't, I'm just a hopeless flirter!
by Flirter October 14, 2013
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Flinternet

The dirty, scummy areas of the internet where sex, crime and violence happens. Typically associated with: scams, sexual exploitation, hate crime, spam, phishing, viruses and all other types of nefarious internet activity.
This site gave my computer the herp AND the derp. I didn't realize I had surfed into the flinternet...
by okdirdel September 20, 2010
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flitterbick

a mythical flying squirrel that flies so fast you can't see it
The flitterbick kept flying past my window, but I never saw it.
by pest_control July 4, 2010
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Internet Flirter

A teenage girl who always leaves flirty status/picture/general comments on guys' myspace, facebooks, etc. using flirtatious language, which actually turns out to sound really stupid
Picture comment of hot guy examples:

yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
ur

Profile comments on MySpace:

heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:

etc. etc. etc.

An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:

your cute(:

you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
by Anna! =) November 26, 2009
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