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Cheese-farming

When you're too cheap (or too poor) to buy any new condoms so you recycle your old ones, allowing the multiple deposits of man-milk that have built up over time to create numerous types and consistencies of cock-cheese. #cockcultures #maturedmanmilk
The girl John took home from the bar told him she was fine with cheese-farming because "even a condom filled with old cum was better than having a baby from a one-night stand".
by redhairetc June 1, 2018
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Cuppy Farting

When you feel a deep grumble from the mid-lower region of your stomach slowly work down your rectum, and out your asshole relasing a nice warm rush of air. You are so curious as to what that beautiful shit bubble smells like, you cup your hand in the shape of a "C" to just momentarily catch the stench in your hand, then you bring it to your face basking in all its glory.
Timmy: "Bro, last night I was sitting in bed butt naked with kind of a stomach ache, when all of the sudden this breaking wind realased from my poop shoot. I knew it was going to be a nutty one, so I reached down and cuppy farted myself."

Pen-Dog: "Was it worth it?"

Timmy: "Bro, it was the best cuppy fart I ever had."

Pen-Dog: "Aw, I wish I could smell"

Timmy: "Bro, cuppy farting is the best!"
by EnemaBucket August 27, 2019
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french farming

Term used when your friend is trying to get a girl. Talking/flirting her up.
Bro, do you know where LJ is?

Yeah, he’s over there french farming.
by akeno’ December 9, 2020
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Con-facing

Active facial expressions that mask your true intentions.
Con-facing-Using your facial expressions to steer the external world away from your true intentions
by Jktofunny November 19, 2022
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Faking jacks

Frontinsaying you did something you didn't do.

Lying.
Man 1: I robbed this man last week
Man2: Nahh you faking jacks

Man 3 : Yeah aight you lying
by FreeAhkil June 9, 2019
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Fartingruven

Farting while driving a German automobile.
Guy: "Man who cut the cheese man?"

Other Guy: "Shit, I'm just fartingruven in my Volkswagen!"
by blumehauser July 9, 2009
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Fading

Fading v.

When you are losing energy, or are getting worn out like an old tshirt. Taken more literally, it can mean losing color or fainting.
With an offense like that, no wonder our players are fading fast.
by Kermitt June 9, 2019
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