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Exit Dance

The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.

Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave
"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"

* holds intense eye contact *

"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."
by svggytits November 13, 2016
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Belfast exit

A social departure similar to the Irish exit, distinguished by the act of uttering something disruptive or mood-dampening before promptly leaving a gathering, effectively ending the evening without giving others a chance to respond.
After declaring that pineapple does belong on pizza, Mark swiftly performed a Belfast exit, leaving the stunned dinner guests to contemplate his controversial opinion.
by PadreGustavo February 26, 2024
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Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.
I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.
by The Real Driller December 28, 2021
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united exit

Being knocked semi-unconscious and dragged out by your feet.
That guy was so obnoxious the bouncers gave him a united exit.
by KlintQ April 11, 2017
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Sex it and exit

When you have sex and then promptly leave the premises.
Met up with that chick last night, total sex it and exit.
by Sheishondise December 11, 2018
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