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The Vaktovian Empire

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.
The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.
by GloryToThem July 7, 2020
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emophiliac

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.
One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.
by Juan Pablo Menendez May 10, 2006
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british empire

1. One of the largest empires in history, and where the sun never sets

2. A genocidal, arrogant, racist, society of assholes, and looters that plundered and looted nations

3. The reason South Asia is made fun of

4. Reasons for most of the problems in the world

5. Some thing british people are overly proud of, and will not accept that it was brutal and racist towards its colonies
Britisher: Our empire was the largest and the best empire in the world.

Person under the rule: * Whipser*But it was really racist toward us
Another Person under the rule: IKR all they did was loot us, and never do anything good to us

Every British person in a 10 mile radius: How dare you insult our glorious british empire, bitch.
by The Indian Shrek June 17, 2020
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Ephinay

A violent bowel movement caused by the overexertion of underdeveloped brain tissue.
"The fratboy thought too hard and had an ephinay"
by Quentin tomlinson September 19, 2009
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Ottoman Empire

Last known classical empire in European and Middle Eastern history. Founded by a turkish warchief in the early 14th century, it quickly thrived in Anatolian border of Seljuk Sultanate and Eastern Roman Empire(Or what's left of it).

They thrived almost without a halt for around 2 centuries, mixed the classical nomadic mounted cavalry system with roman infantry influences, and with great prowess at firearms.

Conquered considerable amount of land and continued the relentless turkic expansion upon western soils, and unlike their predecesors like huns, or mongols, they managed to stay at where they held their grasp for at least a considerable amount of time.

At its peak, the Empire held Anatolia, most Southeastern Europe, Eastern Coastlands of the Adriatic Sea, Greece, North Africa, Western territories of Iran, all muslim lands between the Persian Gulf and the Redsea and Crimean Peninsula up north.

The infamous Mehmed the 2nd, known as the Great Conqueror even managed to make a foothold at Otranto, Italy. Capturing the city and starting his campaign to make the Ottomans the one and only successors of Roman Empire.

They started to decline after European nations' swift intellectual, political and scientifical rise around 15th century. They struggled internally, never understood capitalism, never managed to adapt mass production and tried to reliy military based Romelike regime for far too long until the inevitable westernization.
Ottoman Empire is the Third Roman Empire in European history
by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019
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Emophiliac

One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.
"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."
by Tim McKenna May 23, 2006
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emophile

Someone that *REALLY* loves emo boys/girls/music/whatever.
Man, that kid's such an emophile. All he does is listen to sad music and draw stars and hearts on everything.
by deathbyninja September 21, 2005
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