ejaculate

(eh jackul et)

It's when your urine turns white.

It only takes me about 35 minutes to masturbate myself to sleep. i have a glorious orgasm and sleep like a baby after i ejaculate.

by Ethan Tremblay May 25, 2011

ejaculate

A gigantic douchebag that has gone above and beyond the call of duty to make himself synonymous with baby batter. See Kenny G

Pete: "Jesus, did you hear about John Tesh putting out another album?"

Wendy: "Yeah, that prick is nothing but society's ejaculate."

by Leroy Tabbins February 16, 2009

premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by rccola July 11, 2007

ejaculat

When the guys doodle does the thing

Dank Ass Randy: "Uhhhghghh"

Bitch Ass Emily: "Wat?"

Dank Ass Randy: "I diddly darn ejaculat"

by DwizzyDwight October 12, 2014

ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"

Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010

Neuro-ejaculate

When your brain penis impregnates all cognitively demanding situations/ideas/thoughts in your environment; also, including the impregnation of wisdom to all present organisms in said environment.

The level of wisdom you are ejaculating from your brain penis must be impregnating the wisdom of those around you. Your neuro-ejaculate is allowing you to be very level headed tonight, Kyle.

by KW117 June 19, 2011