Curvy Dueces

Making your index and middle finger into a vagina to show when someone is being a pussy and/or vagina about wanting to do something.

Dustin: Tyler said he didn't want to go play football because he didn't want to get hurt

Alex: Wow, what a pussy

Dustin: Yeah he was chuckin' the curvy dueces last night

by donkeypunch_26 December 12, 2011

flibber-duce

any means of furry four legged critter that roams them there woods.

clem: hey sue! look at that there flibber-duce scampering around o'er there.
sue:dang clem dat sure is a big flubber-duce!
clem:guess i should shoot it cuz it seems to be getting a bit frisky with my tractor.
shotgun:BANG
flibber duce: gurgle.
sue: looks like we eatin good tonight!

by noodleman115 January 1, 2012

Soup dueces

Having diarrhea.

Hey man, did Steffen not show up for work?

Nope called in, said he had soup dueces

by *hndakd* June 27, 2017

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Pretty dunce

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't have much of a brain

Your lovely but just a pretty dunce

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Baba Duce

Baba Duce is a gaint shit you take after a long and hard day of physical labor. This usually only occurs when you have spent holding a turd for at least 4 hours working very hard and it's the last thing you do before you clock out of work.

Since 12:00 I been holding a turd, now 15 minutes before the end of this long day I am going to go birth a Baba Duce

by PandasPaw January 13, 2021

double duce

You are in Las Vegas or any other vacation destination when you have to take a shit in a public bathroom not once but twice within two hours because your room is too far away.

Hey man where you been?, you keep disappearing!!? "Sorry guys that pizza messed me up pretty good, I had to drop a double duce"..

by doogle17 March 6, 2023