Dimitri Rascalov

Fucking asshole. Responsible for Roman Bellics death in gta iv. Betrayed niko once (twice if you pick deal ending) hes just a fucking naked mole rat. Just pick fucking revenge ending so you can kill this asshole sooner. And also save romans life.

Dimitri: ay fuck u stupid slavic dumbass get fucking betrayed loser hahahahaha

87 missions later…

Dimitri: OH FUCK NIKO PLS DONT KILL ME SHITTTTT

Niko: fuck you Dimitri Rascalov

Dimiti: *dies*

by Balls man 1983 July 24, 2023

Dipitydoo

Jovially going for a swim

It’s such a perfect day, I might just head on down for dipitydoo in the catfish pool before breakfast!

by NimbleFruitJube August 7, 2023

dompitis

Lexie boutflours version of Doritos

Me: what snackie poos do you want
Lexie: dompitis

by Big willy lover August 31, 2023

Dimitastic

When you are feeling very good about yourself for no reason at all, you’re just happy and feel great.

Hey Jhon, how are you?
Im feeling dimitastic.

by Sergent acknowledged September 30, 2023

dimitastic

When you are feeling pure happiness and pure joy in you’re life, and you have peace in you’re soul.

Hey Mike, how are you?
Hey Kevin, im feeling Dimitastic today thank you for asking. How are you?

by Sergent acknowledged September 30, 2023

Dimitri

Hot sexy beast who is the definition of more mass = the bigger the attraction

Gyatt damn that guy must be Dimitri

by Orcaballer January 2, 2024

dipity

everything happens for a reason
not like serendipity because that means everything happens by chance, but dipity means it happened on purpose

it’s dipity i dropped my food and couldn’t eat it cause it would’ve poisoned me

by Mom love January 11, 2024