Orcaballer's definitions

Ajax

Strong busty man who loves gay sex but claims he isn’t gay. Has a loving girlfriend but still fucks the bros. Try’s to go to the gym but doesn’t have enough weight for a workout.

Person 1: omg who is that guys over there, he’s so hot.
Person 2: yeah that’s Ajax

Person 1: no wonder

by Orcaballer January 2, 2024

Dimitri

Hot sexy beast who is the definition of more mass = the bigger the attraction

Gyatt damn that guy must be Dimitri

by Orcaballer January 2, 2024

Rouxwashing

The act of seducing someone by preparing an intensely rich and velvety sauce, only to use it in ways that would make both chefs and moral philosophers deeply uncomfortable. often involves strategic butter application, whispered French culinary terms, and the phrase, "let me thicken this for you."

"Last night, Jamie said they were just cooking but the way they described 'whisking it slowly over low heat' sounding like straight-up rouxwashing

by Orcaballer March 5, 2025

gulapiscopic

The act of shoving multiple weed gummies up your ass

Person 1: man last night was crazy
Person 2: yeah we went gulapiscopic

by Orcaballer March 5, 2025

gulapiscopic

That feeling when you pass out in history class and wake up to your teacher eating your lunch while sitting in your lap, meanwhile your watching a 10 hour loop of "Again" by Fetty Wap, and your gay bestfriend is upside down doing a twerk off with a cardboard cutout of Hellen Keller, but one of the school bops is making a second soviet union in your classroom and you decide to go back to sleep

Person 1: man I went gulapiscopic today
Person 2: damn are you doing better?

by Orcaballer March 5, 2025