diaper tea

The shallow, warm kiddie pool at the public pool or swim club.

Specifically, the water in the kids' pool.

I took Jr. to the local pool and he wanted to play in the diaper tea.

I was watching my kid at the kiddie pool when some little jerk splashed me with diaper tea.

by rpetras April 19, 2010

Dressing Room Dipper

When funding is low, time is short, and usually during the daylight hours when car sex is not possible, you find a clothing retailer that has unisex dressing, fitting, or changing rooms, grab the maximum amount of articles permitted in the room on your way in, and then upon entering the room, hang those articles up on the hook, drop your pants and rail your girlfriend. Best done at a busy retailer so the grunts and moans are covered by background noise. At the end of the year, this practice can save you hundreds of dollars in motel expenses as a motel that is clean enough for most peoples standards will cost you half a Benjamin every time.

Ring-Ring: Yo Dude, can I come over and use your apartment for an hour or so? I have this hottie with me who needs some dick now! Person 2: Shit man, sorry, Mom's coming over. You better take her over to Old Navy and do a Dressing Room Dipper if she needs railed that bad!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

diaper hat

Must-have apparel for anyone answering to "shitferbrains".

Hey shitferbrains, where's your diaper hat?

by jammyboil July 20, 2008

hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

by Monobrow Luke March 6, 2011

Furry Diaper Porn

The most god awful thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

I hate Furry Diaper Porn.

by Battle-Oozer May 11, 2021

Diaperass

When one's ass looks like they are wearing a diaper. Most seen on females, very rare for a male to have a diaperass.

A diaperass could also be extremely saggy butt cheeks as long as your ass looks like a diaper.

A way to show off the diaperass look is pulling your pants up higher than normal.

1. I dare you to go tap that diaperass.

2. Why do I have such a diaperass?

by PriestIsBeast36 October 22, 2008

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010