diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017

Diddle Twins

Its is when you and a friend messed around with the same person but didnt have sex.

"Bro I heard you banged that girl, we're eskimo bros now"
"Nah my guy we didn't have sex, me and you are just diddle twins

by MountainMen April 14, 2019

Diddle

A person who is friends with the miss Mandi fanpage (Cleo, Jess and Dillan.) Multiple Diddles are called Diddle Diddles.

Mr Owen: Hey Diddle Diddle The medians the middle!
Jess, Cleo and Dillan: We are Diddles!

by therealdoris February 28, 2022

Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017

King Diddle

The “Top Dog” of molestation, in the community of highly elite people.

“I heard Jeffrey Epstein was the King Diddle this month”
-Donald Trump

by shmehlllkzzwll November 26, 2020

diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.

"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."

by amioscript June 16, 2024