Mad koala disease

When you cannot do anything well or right. You just suck so bad your name is a disease in itself. You are your own strand of AIDS.

I was playing FIFA and I was doing so bad my teammates said I had mad koala disease.

by GermanVermin August 19, 2014

Loose Meat Disease

A disease where one's ass hole has been shredded heavily, causing small chunks of asshole meat to dangle from the exterior rim, often times hanging by a thread. This horrific disease is developed from frequent secretions of gas, hence the term "Ripping Ass."

Helen Keller most likely developed Loose Meat Disease, as she frequently ripped ass not giving a fuck about her surroundings.

by Shenk44 January 10, 2018

Big dick disease

Koen.

Did you hear? Koen has big dick disease.

by Hikoenitsmeelena November 2, 2019

Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.

I totally got itchy penis disease last night.

by Bloody nutsacks April 25, 2020

sad gorl diseaze

being sad and crying at every little thing. can be happy or sad tears

julie: i have sad gorl diseaze
someone shows up with a picture of their cat
julie: i'm crying

by sad gorl disease September 15, 2020

Tyler Durden Disease

Another way of explaining Dissociative Identity Disorder, or a person with a split personality.

Gollum/Sméagol have Tyler Durden Disease.

by Jon Snow 15 February 18, 2021

elton johndis disease

A deadly disease that is caused opon listening to too much Elton John. The disease is contagious and can spread to even wildlife.

Lowan, is it true that you have elton johndis disease?

by thebrontrontickle4 July 5, 2022